(Yes, I've had a change of heart on the subject.)
There are some tremendously ignorant people in America who ask themselves why our government is flushing, I mean sending trillions of dollars to one of the most corrupt countries in the world, in order to prolong a disastrous conflict, instead of spending it on domestic problems, like trying to fix the homeless crisis, or rebuilding the economy, or repairing the infrastructure, or really doing anything productive or useful.
The logic is simple, really, though perhaps it is restricted to a few super-high IQ types on the Internet-- the cognitive elite. All you need to follow along is a map of Europe, and a basic understanding of the logic of dictators including Putin.
(Bonus points if you know European history-- especially WW2, anything before that is irrelevant)
Namely:
If Putin conquers Ukraine, he will then invade the Baltic States.
Once he conquers the Baltic States, he will then invade Poland.
Once he conquers Poland, he will then invade Finland.
Once he conquers Finland, he will then invade Sweden.
Once he conquers Sweden, he will then invade Norway.
Once he conquers Norway, he will then invade Austria.
Once he conquers Austria, he will then invade Germany.
Once he conquers Germany, he will then invade Italy.
Once he conquers Italy, he will then invade France.
Once he conquers France, he will then invade the Belgium.
Once he invades Belgium, he will then invade the Netherlands.
Once he conquers the Netherlands, he will then invade the U.K.
Once he conquers the U.K, he will then invade Ireland.
Once he conquers Ireland, he will then invade Spain.
Once he conquers Spain, he will then invade Portugal.
Once he conquers Portugal, he will then invade Iceland.
After conquering Ukraine, the Baltic States, Poland, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Austria, Germany, Italy, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, the U.K, Ireland, Spain, Portugal, and Iceland, Putin will then attack America, sending hordes of orcs across the Atlantic.
If we don't send another trillion-- and that's the minimum-- North Koreans could be landing in New York by August.
This may sound historically unprecedented to morons and mouth-breathers (unfortunately not everyone is blessed with high intelligence) but, believe me, it was revealed to me after I took mushrooms with one of my friends and spent 12 hrs playing my favorite historical simulator.
If we don't escalate now, it may be too late.
Some advice, if you want to show solidarity with Ukraine.
ReplyDeleteEvil Americans have voted against WW3, so for now that's out, but there are steps you can take in your personal life to support the Ukes.
Some steps I've taken, which you can also implement:
1) Start doing cocaine.
2) Acquire and prominently display different Nazi icons, but particularly the Swastika. I'm getting one carved right on my forehead, because I want people to now that as a decent fucking human being (and high IQ individual) I stand for global democracy and human rights above all else.
However there are others way of displaying the Swastika, if you only want to dip your feet in. I'll be listing the top 12 creative ways of decorating your home with Nazi symbols in the next post (number 11 will shock you) so stay tuned...
Speaking seriously, the debate over the conflict in Ukraine is another part of the normalization of autism in America & the West, as well as the inversion of morality.
ReplyDeleteNamely the idea that if you LIKE SOMEONE and you're a FRIEND you tell them GOOD THINGS and if you don't, then you're just a JEALOUS HATER. You're an EVIL PERSON for making them FEEL BAD, even if everything you're saying is entirely true and in their best interest.
The supporters and cheerleaders of Ukraine are driving them to death, collective suicide, and ruin / mass poverty. Escalating the conflict, which is what they desperately want, would create one of the greatest disasters for Europe since WW2-- in terms of the people displaced, the civilian deaths, the economic consequences for the West, etc. It's the precise opposite of the behavior of a friend or an ally, or really anyone with long-term interests in mind (which is what happens when arrogant morons in the Pentagon intervene in conflicts halfway across the world), but in their eyes encouraging someone to commit suicide is OK, as long as you keep telling them good things along the way. The positive charge, validation, and encouragement ('finally, I feel useful') these self-centered addicts get from each interaction trumps the fatal outcome (also how they behave in other areas of life, but that's another story).