Wednesday, February 11, 2026

6 reasons why this right-wing edgelord loves Jews, and why you bigots should too!

God, I can't believe I have to write this post. 

My entire feed is flooded with Russian misinformation, made by low IQ morons for other low IQ morons.

I'm literally shaking rn*, asking myself how this could have happened, with everything the Jews have done for America, but those ungrateful assholes among the goyim apparently can't see it though...

Me (he/him, 45M) and my husband (he/him, 51M, gay, Jewish) decided to make a list, and it's got a LOT of science in it, in order to debunk this misinformation once and for all. 

So yeah, let's unpack this:

1. Jews never bullied me in high school, unlike brutish low-IQ negroids

I've discussed this previously. Unfortunately I was victimized, spat on, laughed, taunted, beaten, slapped, traumatized, and ritually abused every day of every week for the seven and a half years I spent in high school-- and especially by blacks.

Something about being fat, gay, retarded, autistic, short, awkward, creepy, and weird at the same time just didn't resonate with the fucking vapid normals... God, low-IQ neurotypicals, amirite?

It's only when I started to read about the experiences of the great Jewish people, and the profound and unjustified suffering inflicted upon them by the jealous masses, that I realized I'd found the closest thing to someone who could understand me.

(That's also when I met my husband, in case anyone is curious.) 

2. Jews provide me with all the porn I need, in the comfort of my home

Uhmm, so yeah, I just went there.

I can feel some traditionalists out there getting ready to pervert-shame-- well listen up, deniers, SCIENCE says it's healthy, there's nothing wrong with watching 8 + hrs of hardcore porn a day like I do.  

It's just part of living a natural and well-balanced lifestyle, not something those right-wing bigots would know anything about, heh... 

And you wouldn't want to live without your crippling porn addiction, would you? Hmmm? 

Exactly, be grateful.

3. Jews are law-abiding, according to Wikipedia

If it says it on there, it must be true. 

And yeah I do read a lot of Wikipedia, that's where I get all of my views from, in case you can't tell. I'm kind of a quirky, high IQ, nerd-- there aren't a lot of us around these days, but it's our job to fight disinformation, and spread the truth.  

(And no, I don't know any math or science or history, but who cares about that anyways?) 

Get obliterated by FUCKING SCIENCE, racists. Case closed!

4. OK fine they do commit some crimes, but they have a high IQ, and what's a little bit of crime anyways?

A lot of goyim reading this are feeling kinda jealous, I'm guessing, of those with superior incomes and financial success in life.  

Too low IQ, too busy working on cars and doing other numbskull activities, to make something of your intellectual potential? Resentful much, Christians? 

Yeah, I for one can appreciate and admire the benefits of high-IQ pointless financial speculation and child trafficking-- that's the Jewish way of doing things, and if you bigots can't appreciate it, well then that says everything we need to know. 

5. It's literally fucking 2026

That's it, that's the argument.

Also just stop asking questions. 

And you have a low IQ, BTW.

6. Uh

 

*I'm guessing a lot of you Boomers and older folks reading are feeling a little bit confused by what I'm talking about, hehe--that's kind of a youth-slang term we use, which stands for 'right now'.

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